Tom Brady Wants You To Get Lubed Up And Rowdy This Weekend

Yeah, start drinking early. Get nice and rowdy. It’s a 4:15 game, they’ll have a lot of time to get lubed up, come out here and cheer for the home team.

A Patriots spokesman later told the press that Brady meant that the fans “should stay hydrated, drink water and drink responsibly”. Yep, that’s exactly what he meant.