Kyle Boller Dating Carrie Prejean

No way. Fuckin’ Kyle Boller is dating pageant contestant Carrie Prejean? No word on exactly how the two met but, somehow, Kyle Boller has worked his way into this one.

Prejean is a very controversial character, whether she should be or not. The Hollywood Gossip writes, “Carrie Prejean has proven to be a very bad liar and role model. Kyle Boller has impeccable credentials as a bad quarterback. It’s a match made in heaven!” The Boller assessment is almost undeniable but those are some harsh words about Carrie. I don’t think most people realize that Prejean is only 22. I assumed she was a bit older.

Prejean hit the mainstream after giving an uncontroversial answer to a pageant question earlier this year. A pageant judge asked whether she believed every U.S. state should legalize same-sex marriage:

Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage. And, you know what, in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense to anybody out there. But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman.

Oooo, what a monster. Just a sidenote, not a single state that has gone to popular vote has passed such legislation. Facts are so inconvenient.

Back to Kyle; in her book Prejean wrote the following dedication:

To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama.  I knew when we met there was something so special about you.

Here is Prejean in all her glory…