The Sun Times has the story of Tyna Robetson, mother of Chicago Bear’s LB Brian Urlacher’s child being arrested this week.
Robertson was picked up on a warrant for contempt of court charges after she missed a court date. A court date for what you ask? She has not made any payments on an $11 million judgment against her for making false sexual assault accusations against Riverdance star Michael Flatley.
Yeah, you can’t make this stuff up.
The Sun-Times also reports:
Besides her legal problems, Robertson had other trouble at home today. About 10 minutes before police arrested her, the water pipes burst, sources said.
I’d be a little more worried about the pending $11 million sexual harassment suit pending over my head.
At least now we know why Urlacher wanted to stay in Chicago so badly; a loving family with an affinity for Riverdance.

