Chris Cooley is going to rock out with his... playbook out...
Warning, beware of innuendo.
How perfect. Just last week I wrote the first installment of “Chris Cooley is just a normal bro“. Now, this weekend Chris posted a picture of his wang on his blog, by mistake, while trying to post a picture of th Redskins playbook. The best part is this quote from Redskins head coach Jim Zorn (well I suppose it depends who you ask):
“My first thought is to just make a team-wide statement and talk about it,” said Zorn, who will speak with players before the team begins preparations to face the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday at FedEx Field. “It’s not just Chris, anybody can do that, and we’ve just got to make sure that these guys are using” common sense.”
My original idea was to have a different picture of Christy Cooley in each edition of this weekly post. After seeing Chris’ offensive package, that idea has not wavered. No Cooley privates on this site unless they belong to Christy.
What is worse; that Chris took a picture of what should be a private playbook or that Chris took a picture of what should be his private privates? On top of the fact that the entire sports community has seen it, much more importantly it would appear that Coach Zorn has seen the photo first hand. Although he did not reference Cooley’s actual debriefing just the debriefing of their playbook.
The team meeting tomorrow should be priceless. It’s like when you and your team or you and your group get a talking to from a professor or superior but it’s really only one member of the party that is the true recipient of the verbal lashing. How the hell do you keep a straight face Wednesday morning when Coach talks to the team about never taking pictures of their offensive units.
There is the obligatory Christy Cooley picture, although it doesn’t seem to be the important story here. What a couple though! Match made in heaven!
‘Chris Cooley is just a normal bro’ is a weekly column that looks into the lives of Chris and Christy Cooley (since that seems to be what Chris wants).
